A while back I share that Jerry compared me to Jon Stewart,
and while that might be insulting to some, I’d rather be Jon Stewart than
Martha Stewart any day.
Since I can barely keep the house in order I figured there
have to be other ways to make Jerry enjoy coming home. These are the options I came up with…
(1)
Always have a warm meal ready for him to eat
when he gets home.
(2)
Always have a cheery deposition and a smile on
my face so he immediately perks up.
(3)
Have a cold beer waiting and his favorite TV
show ready to play when he walks in the door.
(4)
Dress cute so he thinks everything is well kept.
So, 1-3 are automatically out…I get home the same time he
does and I don’t really like to cook. If
you think number 2 is even remotely possible you clearly don’t know me because
I can make ya laugh, but I am not going to always be happy. We rarely have beer in the fridge, and we don’t
have cable so that’s out!
That leaves me with option 4, and I of course can do this but
it has already proven a challenge. Yesterday,
I wore a cute sweater / skirt combo and actually wore panty hose / stockings
and quickly remembered why I gave those up a long time ago. Take the picture below…Yup that is a snag
that arrived at or before 8 am. So the
rest of the day I was doing everything possible to prevent a run and then run
home and put clear nail polish on it so they will last more than one wear. Those weren’t cheap baby, and I can’t be
ruining them every time I wear them at $6 a pop!
Also, the panty hose never stayed up all the way, so I now
know what the Beibs feels like with his tight girl pants that he sags, and
frankly I have no idea why he thinks it’s so comfortable.
Today is day two of dressing cute and I am wearing these
beauts. These are the shoes that I was
waiting for (which they never came and I had to go re-buy them. Lame!) and they’re
technically half a size small, but they look hot and I’m keeping them. No pain no gain!
Jer, if at any time this isn't working for ya, just let me know because I can always go back to dressing like People of Walmart no prob!
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