Winning the rodeo on a Shetland Pony

Convo from last night:

J: Watch out you’re going to hit my truck.

K: I’m not going to hit.

J: What are you doing?

K: Starting over so I don’t hit your precious truck.  You know this isn’t my first rodeo!

J: Don’t go there.

K: No, I would be great.  I could barrel race.  I am small.

J: Your legs aren’t long enough.

K: I have pretty long legs for my height.

J: You can’t compete by riding a Shetland pony.

K: (Fake sulk because Lord knows I could compete while riding a Shetland pony)

Jerry forgets knows that telling me I can’t do something it is the exact way to get me to succeed at something.  This clearly means he wants me to become the first barrel racer riding a Shetland pony; watch out rodeo circuit your new circus act has arrived.  It’d be like mutton busting, but legit.

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