This past weekend I went to winter camp with the high school group at our church, and it was a good time with a small amount of sleep.
The real story, though, happened before I even left for camp. I rushed home because I still needed to pack and I knew I was only going to have about 45 min to get everything done. Miracles of miracles I was ahead of schedule and got the car packed up before the other leaders I was riding up with arrived at my house.
I was reading and waiting to hit the road when all of a sudden I noticed Rusty was really quite and no where to be found. If you can't hear that dog or he isn't standing right next to you, he is in trouble. I rushed down stairs and see him on the couch munching on something. He looks at me, immediately stops and looks at as if to say "Don't mind me I am doing nothing, oh crap I haven't fooled her!" Then he runs off.
If you have never been in my house, our downstairs level is a giant circle with the stairs in the middle. So I proceeded to chase the dog around the circle, stop go the other way almost catch him and then chase him again. This goes on for a few minutes and Izzy decides she needs to jump in the action and actually helps me corral him.
At this point life moves in slow motion. I finally grab him and as I am trying to wrestle a sock of out his mouth my glasses fall down onto the floor and I crush them with my itty bitty size 6 foot. It is much to late to worry about those so I wrestle the sock completely out of his mouth only to find it has been pepper with holes.
I pick up my glasses and they are completely flat (so flat they could have been used a double monocle (dinocle?)), but the lenses are still good! So I try to "fix" them so I can at least wear them when I don't have my contacts in. I got them almost back to normal...the right side still flops around and when I wear them they are crooked. Ah well they still work, I guess that means I need to go get a new pair. Aww sucks!
P.S. This is exactly one of the reasons I need to get lasik!
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